Newton would be a great place to go birding if it wasn't for all the people getting right on my tits...
I spent an hour in the hide this evening and saw shit all....... part, or perhaps most, of the reason for this was a constant non stop procession of idiots crashing in and out of the hide.....
Most of these planks were holiday makers who have stumbled away from the beach, have no interest in birds, but are just too nosey to walk past a little wooden structure without trying to get into it !!
Without a decent brain cell between them they are all incapable of reading a
fuckin sign too......
The sign on the hide says this....

Somehow these retards manage to translate this to read......

Yep, today I had to put up with a constantly open hide door, screaming kids and a dog trying to sniff my bollox !! Why can't these wankers just leave me alone ?!!
At one point some teal landed on the mud in front of the hide, and grey wagtail dropped in, but this was all short lived. I could hear some fuckwits actually reading the sign out loud, but they still came stomping up the steps and virtually kicked the door in !! Once inside and waving their arms out of the slats they decided "there's no birds, this is boring" !
ARRRRGGGHHHHH !!!..... YOU FUCKIN NOBRASH !! THERE WERE BIRDS HERE BUT YOU LOT SCARED THEM OFF BY CRASHING INTO THE HIDE LIKE A HERD OF STAMPEDING ELEPHANTS....... FUCKIN PLEBS !!!
Mmmmmm......... did I just think that or actually say it out loud ?
Anyway.....I came to the conclusion that the hide should be closed to everyone except me, everyone else can just piss off and leave me in peace. Maybe I should fit a lock to the inside to keep the plebs out !
On the pool today there was nowt new to report, however I was surprised by a very early migrant in the form of a fem/juv redstart along the track by the Tin Church, also a yellow wagtail flew over here calling....